My Disciples,
You may recall that some time ago the Guardians gave us a fancy posing bench. We all loved it, especially when we discovered we could scratch it. In fact, we all loved it so much that we started getting into little spats about who should be allowed to pose on the bench at any given time. Eventually, the Guardians tired of our arguments and locked the bench away in a closet. We thought we would never see the bench again, but Brother Henry entered the living room yesterday to find Brother Oliver perched atop the bench in a relaxed pose!
Brother Henry entered the living room to find Brother Oliver posing on the bench!
But the fact that Brother Oliver was on the posing bench was not the most amazing thing. When Brother Henry turned around, he saw three more posing benches all lined up in a row. He sniffed them all, one by one, and then said, “Brother Oliver! Am I dreaming!?”
Brother Henry sniffed the other three posing benches and then asked Brother Oliver if he was dreaming.
Brother Oliver said, “Nope, I don’t think you are dreaming, Brother Henry. I think the Guardians knew that we all loved the posing bench, but they didn’t like us fighting over it. I think they saved up a little money and bought us three new benches so there would be enough for everybody!” Brother Henry threw himself on top of the nearest bench. He let out a loud, contented sigh as he did so.
Brother Oliver said that he thought the Guardians bought more benches so we wouldn’t fight any more. Brother Henry happily threw himself on one of the benches.
After laying on the bench for a few moments, Brother Henry said, “Hey Brother Oliver! Do you want to pose together?” Brother Oliver said, “Heck yeah! Let’s do it!” And then they both struck an inspiring pose.
The Brothers struck an impressive, simultaneous pose.
It was at this point that I entered the living room and discovered both The Brothers and the benches. I said, “Oh my gosh! FOUR posing benches!?” In unison, The Brothers replied, “YEP!” I said, “That is so amazing! I LOVE posing benches! Hmmmm… say… Brother Oliver, that bench that you’re sitting on looks especially nice. Mind if I give it a try?” I heard a light <smack> sound and looked over to see that Brother Henry had slapped one of his paws against his forehead. I have no idea why.
So Sayeth Otis
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We absolutely love them, Mythreemoggies! I think that’s why the Guardians got so many, so we wouldn’t squabble over the single one.
Right going to purchase one 🙂
A circle of posers! (as RC’s posing bench is rather aged, thinking one of these would fit nicely)
Some day I hope that we can pull off a quadruple pose with Myself, The Brothers and Thomas posing all at once!
Otis, see if you can uncover the details of where the Guardians found these benches. I think we need two or three at our house as well…
The Guardians got them through work, but I found them online too!
W have something very similar at our house and it’s hugely popular!!! Enjoy your individual thrones boys 🙂
I am trying to enjoy ALL of them, Cat’s Cats. 🙂
The Brothers all look comfortable. We want a bench of our own. Bandit, Selleck, and Their Person, Emily.
Posing benches are awesome! You should definitely get a bench or three!
Wow, that double pose with each brother looking off in opposite directions is awesome! But of course they’re both going to want to have the same bench.. they are cats after all!
Whatever do you mean, Andrea? 😉
Those posing benches are awesome! Now you each have your own.
Yes! I each have all of them… errr… I mean we each have My own…. ummmmmm… they’re mine! OK, I guess I could share.
Posing indeed…what handsome boys!! perhaps Otis you could start a therapy lounge…make a little cat-shola on the side as a massage man..looks very relaxing 🙂
Hmmmm… is there a lot of money in catherapy?
I would pay!!! love me a kitty purrsage 🙂
I’m actually really curious about whether each cat will “own” one bench or whether they’ll all use all the benches.
So far we’ve been mixing it up with the benches, Laura, but we prefer whichever one has the most sunlight hitting it at the time. 🙂
Maybe the brothers are always ready for a little spat because they always wear little white spats on their feet?
Hmmmm… I hadn’t thought of that, Pezcita! Maybe you are right!
Pfft Otis what are you like!! And more importantly why was I not notified of this post going up? *concerned ears*