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Photo of the Day #16: Sinks are for Sitting

My Disciples,

There seems to be confusion among humans about the purpose of a sink.  Even the Guardians often use sinks for washing their hands or brushing their teeth.  This is wrong.  Sinks are for kitties to sit in.  Why else would they be so perfectly shaped and comfortable?

Otis sitting in a sink with his paws poised on the edge.

See. Sinks conform perfectly to the contours of a kitty. They must be for us to sit in.

So Sayeth Otis

 

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Photo of the Day #15: The Sacred Belly

My Disciples,

Behold the Sacred Belly of Otis.  To gaze upon it brings good luck.  To rub its fluffy fur makes all of your wishes come true…assuming your wishes are to rub a fluffy kitty belly and possibly be gently mauled in the process.

Otis lying on his back with legs spread to expose his ample belly.

Behold the Sacred Belly of Otis!

 

So Sayeth Otis

 

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Photo of the Day #14: The Silent Scream

My Disciples,

Sometimes when I think about how many of my feline brothers and sisters are neglected and not kept safe it makes me want to scream!  Of course, whenever I open my mouth to scream the only thing that comes out is a really loud “meow.”  I am a cat after all…

Otis with his mouth wide open as if he is screaming.

Now imagine a really loud scream coming out instead of a meow...

So Sayeth Otis

 

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Photo of the Day #13: Eyes of the Leader

My Disciples,

If you could have seen what these eyes saw when I was wandering alone in the wilderness, you would know why you should keep your kitties safely contained.  I am very thankful for the day the Guardians brought me into The Promised Land.

A closeup on the face of Otis.

These eyes saw horrors unimaginable as I wandered alone in a world without safe boundaries.

So Sayeth Otis

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Photo of the Day #12: Cat Got Your Tongue?

Disciples,

Have you ever had someone ask you if the cat got your tongue?  If they ask again, show them this photo and nod your head to say “yes.”  It’s really My tongue, but they might not be able to tell the difference.

Otis lying on bed with tongue sticking out.

Don't worry, I don't have anyone's tongue but my own.

So Sayeth Otis

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Photo of the Day #11: The Literary Leader

My Disciples,

If you are a cat guardian, be sure to leave plenty of books lying around.  They are great to lean on.  Hardcovers are especially appreciated.

Otis leans on a book and strikes a dramatic pose.

Books- good for leaning and striking a dramatic pose.

 

So Sayety Otis

 

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Photo of the Day #10: Unwelcome Interruption

Disciples,

One day while Brother Oliver and I were having a private meeting about how we could address human behavioral issues, the Guardians burst in with their camera.  I was startled, and Brother Oliver was intensely annoyed.  After they left, we decided that the Guardians needed to be punished.  We woke them up at 4 am the next morning pretending we were hungry.

 

Otis and Oliver look startled and annoyed respectively.
How dare the Guardians interrupt a private feline meeting.

 

So Sayeth otis

 

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