Disciples of Otis,
Brother Oliver here.
When we last left off, Brother Henry had just noticed something and asked Sir Thomas and I to stand back so he could demonstrate the true purpose of the mysterious object we were investigating. After Thomas and I did as he asked, Brother Henry jumped down off the weird bench and crouched down behind it. One second passed… then two. Suddenly Brother Henry sprung up and reached over the bench with his right forepaw. As he did so he shouted, “You’re mine!” and then he brought his paw down on a colorful toy mouse that was sitting in front of the bench.
With amazing speed, Brother Henry snagged the mouse with his claws and brought it up to his mouth for the kill. It all happened so fast, I believed that even a real mouse wouldn’t have stood a chance.
After crunching the simulated mouse, Brother Henry threw it down dramatically on top of the bench. Then, with a very serious look on his face, he said, “This is The Bench of Infinite Mouse Slaying!”
After Brother Henry made his declaration, Sir Thomas gasped. He said, “Oh my gosh… you guys… I know what this thing is!” He then asked Brother Henry to step aside so he could demonstrate what he had discovered. Brother Henry obliged.
So Sayeth Brother Oliver
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