As you may know, I have a history of what some would call a “problem” with catnip bananas. Although, I do feel that I need to point out that I was not the one that went so far as to tear open the banana and freebase banana catnip. The Guardians have since removed the damaged banana and replaced it with a shiny new one. Brother Oliver continually hides it from Me though, fearing that I will not be able to control Myself.
Well, today someone must have been playing with the catnip banana and they just left it in the middle of the living room floor. I have decided that I will sit here all day and ignore the banana, thus proving to Brother Oliver that My days of catnip banana abuse are behind Me.
Yep. This is how I shall spend My day. Ignoring that banana. The one right over there. The one that I could just walk over to and bite, or bat or roll around with…but I won’t. Why would I? I’m all better now. I couldn’t care less about that thing. Nope. No sireee. I’m fine.
So Sayeth Otis