It was sunny yesterday, so I spent some time looking out the window and enjoying the day. Well, I should say I tried to spend some time looking out the window and enjoying the day. What really happened was I sat down in front of the window and was immediately chirped and chattered at by about a dozen crunchy little birds in the tree outside. The worst part was, I don’t think they were chattering out of fear. I think they knew that I was safely contained behind a window screen so I couldn’t crunch their little bones! I think they were chattering little birdie curses at Me and mocking Me! I pretended to ignore them.
Eventually I jumped down out of the window and went to find My new chirpie bird toy. After batting that thing around for half an hour and biting it from head to toe I found that I felt much better. When I went back to the window later in the day, the crunchy little mocking birds were gone. I breathed a sigh of relief and really started enjoying Myself…that is…until a crunchy little squirrel jumped up on the fence outside the window and began chattering and waving his tail at Me. Oh little squirrel. You know not who you mock…
So Sayeth Otis