My Disciples,
This morning, as one of the Guardians was eating breakfast, I was practicing The Art of Sneaky. Using a large cup of tea to mask My approach, I slowly crept to within about 4 inches of the Guardian’s breakfast. At that point, I must have had a break in My concentration or something, because the Guardian spotted Me.
I managed to sneak to within 4 inches of the breakfast plate, but then I lost concentration and was spotted.
When the Guardian saw Me he said, “Otis, you don’t want any of this. It’s just a waffle.” But I did. I did want that waffle. Maybe not all of it, but just one delicious taste of its forbidden goodness. Yes Guardian, you might think I don’t want that waffle, but you are wrong.
So Sayeth Otis
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Wow, Otis! You definitely need to put more practice into your sneak-attack! Leo not only can get closer, but can pull the plate towards him with his paw and before I could yelp out a STOP! he’d have that waffle snarfed down in no time flat.
Hmmm…does Leo ever offer lessons? 😉
So do I!!!
I know, Rumpy! It looked delicious!
The Guardians need bigger teacups.
That would be a huge help in My sneakiness, Batya :-).
Now I want a waffle.
🙂
Waffles hold butter in those little crevasses Otis. I don’t understand why your Guardian would think that you wouldn’t want it.
I know, Wazeuau! Of course I want it!
Do your guardians not understand that a cat always wants whatever they have, even if only to spit it out, look accusingly and communicate ‘why would you eat *that*?!’
So true, Knotrune. We just want to know we can have it. It doesn’t really matter if we like it ;-).
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