Waiting for the Warmth

My Disciples,

A few moments ago, The Brothers and I entered the bedroom to discover that The Guardians had removed the sheets from our bed.  That could only mean one thing.  They were going to put the sheets through the big warming machine in the basement and we would soon all be able to nap in toasty bliss!  I decided that we should all wait on the bed so we wouldn’t miss a moment of  warm goodness.  The Brothers have assumed their defensive positions on either side of Me and we have all settled in to wait.

Awww yeah! I can't wait to lounge on those wonderfully warm sheets! Any minute the Guardians wil bring them in to us.

Mmmmmmmm…I can so imagine what those warm sheets will feel like against My fur.  It’s going to be sooooo cozy and amazing.  Any minute now the Guardians will bring them.  Any minute now…

I can't wait. I just can't wait. Any minute. ANY minute...

Hmmmm…I’m not sure what’s taking the Guardians so long.  They must know that we are expecting our warm sheets to be delivered as quickly as possible.  <YAWN>…You know what though, this mattress is pretty comfortable.  And with all three of us lying here together it’s getting pretty toasty too.  Still, I want those sheets.  They will be even warmer and toastier.

Yep, those warm sheets are going to be the best thing ever. This mattress is starting to feel pretty warm and comfy though <YAWN>.

I just…can’t…zzzzz…ERR…Uhhh…wait…for those…<SNORE!>…What!?  Huh!?…ohhhh…umm…warm sheets…yes…warrrrm…sheets…

Mmmmm...toasty....<ZZZZZZZZ>

…ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

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