I Think I Found A Cure for Despair!

My Disciples,

I have been so depressed since the Guardians discovered the latest batch of lost kitty posters that I have just been moping around My Indoor Kingdom not knowing what to do with Myself.  The sorrow is so great it sometimes seems unbearable.  An hour ago though, I found something that really seemed to help.  As I was climbing up onto the computer desk, I noticed the Guardians had left two plastic bottles on it.  I looked closely at the labels, and although I didn’t recognize some of the words, I could tell these were the bottles that the Guardians refer to as “prescriptions”.

I inspected the bottles and realized they were what the Guardians call "prescriptions".

I know that the Guardians often reach for these bottles after saying they feel bad.  I felt bad, so I thought maybe the bottles could help Me as well.  I decided to try the small orange one first to see if it helped at all.

I decided to give the orange prescription bottle a try.

I wasn’t positive what the Guardians usually did with the bottles, so I decided to just sit for a moment with it between My front paws.  At first, nothing seemed to change.

I sat with the bottle between My front paws. At first, nothing seemed to be happening.

After being in contact with the bottle for a few moments, a wave of peace seemed to sweep over Me.  I started to feel good…REALLY good.  I couldn’t help but smile as I felt the bad feelings pushed out of My mind.

Suddenly, I started to feel really good. The bad feelings seemed to disappear.

It really was amazing.  In fact, it was so amazing that I ran to the computer to write this post.  I wanted you all to know that I had found a way to combat the depressed feelings I was dealing with so you wouldn’t worry about Me.  Hmmm…but they’re starting to come back now.  I have to go, My Disciples.  I’m sure the prescription bottle will make everything OK again!

So Sayeth Otis

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