My Disciples,
On behalf of The Brothers, The Guardians of Otis and Myself, I would like to wish you a very happy Mew Year. We’re all a bit frazzled around here today though. Last night at midnight the neighborhood was suddenly filled with shouts and explosions, and The Brothers and I have been a bit on edge ever since. The title of this post is a direct quote from Brother Henry just as the clock struck midnight and everything seemed to go crazy outside. Brother Henry took us straight to Defcat 1. He believed that all of the noise meant that the long-feared dog uprising had begun. I was skeptical, but still terrified by all of the noise.
Last night was crazy, but at least it was not the start of the long-feared dog uprising.
The Guardians eventually got us all calmed down, convincing us that it was humans, not dogs making all that racket outside. Still I think it will be another day or two before we are completely back to normal. Why must humans celebrate everything by blowing things up!?
Anyway, Happy Mew Year to you all. I hope this year brings nothing but joy to humans and kitties everywhere.
So Sayeth Otis
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we were at defcat 1 here too. Gizmo under the sofa and Billy ontop of the wardrobe
I hope Gizmo and Billy survived unscathed, 2 cats! 🙂
That’s a question that a lot of humans ask too. The answer is probably … 42
Widdershins, the Guardians said that the earth was destroyed 1 second before the mice’s experiment concluded, so they never found out what the ultimate question was. I have no idea what they are talking about, but I was pretty excited because they mentioned mice! 🙂
I like the pretty colours of fireworks, but I do wish they’d only have quiet ones. If I was in charge I’d ban unnecessary loud noises 🙂
I like the way you think, knotrune! 🙂