Kitty Close-up #11

My Disciples,

I was going to end My Kitty Close-ups photo series at number ten, but Brother Oliver has been bugging Me for weeks to post one of his photos that he says BELONGS in the Kitty Close-ups Series.  He has been an excellent High Priest and assistant body guard in recent days so I decided that I would grant his wish and post his photo as Kitty Close-up #11.  So, without further ado, here it is…

This is the photo that Brother Oliver has been begging Me to include in "Kitty Close-ups".

So there you have it!  I don’t know if Brother Oliver realizes this or not, but I think he might have just set himself up for a visit to The Bad Place to get his teeth cleaned.  He might be unpleasantly surprised once the Guardians see this!

So Sayeth Otis

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Kitty Close-up #7

My Disciples,

Today I bring the the seventh installment in My Kitty Close-ups photo series.  This photo is…well…it’s…errr…hmmmmmm.  This picture actually doesn’t look like I had intended.  I thought I asked the Guardians to crop it so only My eyes were showing.  Blast the Guardians!  I should know better than to not double-check their work.  They are so good to Me I often forget they are only human.  Oh well.  I guess I will just show you the photo as it is since I don’t know how to use Photoshop to edit it Myself.  How embarrassing.

So Sayeth Otis

I had instructed the guardians to crop this so only My eyes were showing. They must have forgotten.

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