People and fur people who are Disciples of The Leader Otis,
It’s Thomas. The other day I looked at the cover of a magazine that one of the Guardians was reading. It was called “Scientific American”, and one of the stories listed on the cover was about something called “string theory”. I was kind of excited because I really love string, and I think new theories about string would be really fascinating. The Guardians must have been reading my mind when I was thinking about this because one of them pulled out a string and began to dangle it over my head!
As I began batting at the string, I started to develop a string theory of my own. The theory was that string is really fun to play with! I would need to perform several more trials to determine whether or not this was true though.
In the end, I decided that there was enough evidence to conclusively prove my string theory. To celebrate, I decided to declare today “String Theory Sunday”, and all kitties who wish to should do their own test trials to see for themselves whether or not my theory is correct. It’s all in the name of science!