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I’m Having A Perfect Moment

My Disciples,

I’m having a perfect moment. I just finished having a snack. I made My way to the couch and, since jumping up there is very difficult for Me these days, I signaled to the Guardian who was sitting there to give Me a lift. As he plopped Me down on the cushion next to him, I guess I was feeling the fall chill in the air because I shivered a little. The Guardian, said, “Are you cold Oat?” and then proceeded to do the best thing in the history of everything ever. He wrapped Me in a warm scarf and placed Me on the Mystical Mat of Toastiness!

Otis perfect moment

The Guardian wrapped Me in a scarf and placed Me on the Mystical Mat of Toastiness!

So here I am, having a perfect moment. A perfect, toasty, moment. It’s sooooo nice. I… I…ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz….

So Sayeth Otis

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The Mystical Blanket of Toastiness

My Disciples,

You may recall that I once performed a successful sneak attack on Brother Oliver to claim the Mystical Mat of Toastiness. Several months later, the Guardians used the Mystical Mat to help soothe My Art Thritis. Well, last night I was laying on the couch with one of the Guardians, resting My head on his leg. Suddenly, the Guardian started to get up. I was quite annoyed as he had not asked permission, but I was pleased when he placed a soft pillow under My head to take the place of his leg. I settled back in and started to fall asleep.

As I laid there dozing, I suddenly felt the most glorious warmth on the back half of My body. I opened My eyes to discover the Guardian had partially covered Me with the Mystical Mat of Toastiness. Apparently it can be used as a blanket of toastiness as well!

Otis under heating pad

The Guardian covered Me with The Mystical Mat/Blanket of Toastiness!

I was laying on My left side, which meant that My right leg was up. That is the leg on which My Hipsterectomy was performed, and the fur is still very short from being shaved. The heat from the Mat/Blanket of Toastiness soaked into My sparsely furred leg, warming Me right to My core. I let out a huge sigh, and began to purr without even realizing it, then I drifted off in toasty, sleepy bliss.

So Sayeth Otis

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The Mystical Mat of Toastiness

My Disciples,

You may recall that some time ago, I performed a successful sneak attack on Brother Oliver to claim the Mystical Mat of Toastiness. Well, it appears that the Guardians believe the Mystical Mat of Toastiness might help with My Art Thritis. They have been letting Me sleep on it recently and it has been glorious!

Otis sleeping on Mystical Mat of Toastiness

Ahhhhhh… that’s the stuff. I loves Me some Mystical Mat of Toastiness!

My one complaint is that the Guardians don’t let Me sleep on the mat all day. They usually wake Me up and start moving My Art Thritised leg around as if they are trying to stretch it out or something. I’m not really sure what they’re up to, and I don’t know yet whether or not I like it, but I definitely approve of the Mystical Mat! I would give it two thumbs up… if I had thumbs.

So Sayeth Otis

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