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Operation Knight Distraction Part II: The Distractors Are Distracted

Disciples of The Leader Otis,

Brother Henry here.

When we last left off, I was trying to sneak out of the room and head up to Kitty Valhalla, but I was drawn back in when Thomas suddenly executed a perfect Super Wheelie. I couldn’t leave after that. I had to get in close to see what would happen next. And what happened was, on the next pass of the Artificial Bird, Thomas shouted, “Hallelujah Paw Raise!”, and then did what he had said.

Thomas Halleluja Paw Raise

Next, Thomas performed an amazing Hallelujah Paw Raise.

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Operation Knight Distraction Part I: Putting The Plan Into Action

Disciples of The Leader Otis,

Brother Henry here. As you may be aware, Brother Oliver and I have been dying to know what Sir Thomas is hiding up in Kitty Valhalla. So far though, our attempts to find out have been thwarted either by the knight himself, or by his creepy minions. Well, yesterday Brother Oliver and I put our heads together and came up with a new plan, and it seemed certain that this one could not fail!

Putting our plan into effect, I told Sir Thomas that, after a few year’s hiatus, The International Catlympics Committee had decided to resume the Catlympics this fall. I told him to meet us in the living room where we would all begin training to compete in the competition. Meanwhile, Brother Oliver was busy yowling at one of the Guardians and then looking at the artificial bird toy in order to convince the Guardian to act as bird handler for the training. It worked, and by the time Sir Thomas walked excitedly into the living room, the Guardian was already waving the artificial bird overhead.

Sir Thomas asked Brother Oliver and me if either of us would like to go first. Brother Oliver quickly said, “Ummm… no, Sir Thomas, I want to take photos of this. Why don’t you go first?” Sir Thomas then looked at me and I said, “Uhhhh… yeah, I think you should go first. I just had some catnip and I’m feeling a little tipsy…” Shrugging, Sir Thomas assumed the ready position in the middle of the room.

Thomas excited

Thomas was very excited to hear the Catlympics were being reinstated. We convinced him to go first at practice.

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Mama Cat’s Exhibition: Part II- Mama’s New Move

My Disciples,

When we left off yesterday, Mama’s exhibition had gotten off to a shaky start, but she had finally scored a hit and seemed to have regained her composure. As her exhibition continued, she amazed us all with something we had never seen before.

Mama Cat exhibition 11

After scoring the hit, Mama opened her paws and released the bird. She seemed to be brimming with new confidence.

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Mama Cat’s Exhibition: Part I- A Shaky Start

My Disciples,

After informing Mama Cat that I would like her to give an exhibition of her Catlympic skills, I proceeded to yowl My head off until one of the Guardians came outside. Mama Cat had taken her mark on the cement wall nearby, and the Guardian immediately understood that this meant a bird handler was needed.

Mama Cat exhibition 01

Mama took her mark on the cement wall. The Guardian understood that this meant a bird handler was needed.

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