People and fur People who are Disciples of The Leader Otis,
As I told you, I made a request of the Brothers a week or two ago, but they still have not fulfilled it. I do not understand what is taking them so long!
Wait… let me think about this. Hmmmm… maybe they want to tell the story but something is preventing them from doing so. Maybe… maybe it’s because of wiener dogs! I do not know why it might be because of wiener dogs, but it’s bad, and it’s annoying me so wiener dogs must be involved somehow!
OK… now I am starting to freak out a little bit. Oh my gosh! What could the wieners be up to? I… wait, hey! One of the Guardians is sitting here, and I think I smell chicken!
Hmmm… wait a minute… I usually lose my stuff when I am this close to a Guardian unless I am in Valhalla or on the stairs to Valhalla. Even then I still sometimes lose my stuff if they make an unexpected movement. Huh. This seems kinda weird, but maybe I will just take a sniff of the Guardian’s face to see what it’s like.
Very interesting! I always thought if I stayed close to a Guardian too long, especially their mouth, something bad would happen. I… UH-OH! HERE COMES HER HAND! I GOTTA GET OUT OF…wait…seriously!? CHICKEN!
Thank you Guardian! I would definitely like some chicken! Oh! And I just realized where the chicken smell was coming from earlier. There is a piece on your shoulder! Is that for me too!?
*SLURP* Yum! So, anyway… what was I saying earlier? Oh yes. The Brothers really need to get their stuff together and start telling this story. I really want to hear it and I think it would be good for others to know the full story as well. Hopefully they will start telling it soon because…WAIT! THE GUARDIAN JUST MOVED WRONG! RETREAT TO VALHALLA!