The Brothers’ Holiday Spirit

People and fur people who are Disciples of The Leader Otis,

It’s Thomas.

When I walked into the living room this morning I could not believe what I was seeing. Brother Oliver was wearing a Catsmas sweater! Before I even knew what I was doing, I started laughing out loud. He just looked so funny!

Brother Oliver was wearing a Catsmas sweater. It was so funny!

After I got myself under control I said, “Brother Oliver! Why are you wearing a sweater? You have fur, you know…” Brother Oliver said, “Sir Thomas, the Guardians put this sweater on me. I have no idea why, but they seem to think I look good in it. I hate it though. What’s even worse is I think it’s a dog sweater!” Unable to hold it back, I started laughing again. I said, “I have to go find Brother Henry! He has to see this!”

As I left Brother Oliver I shouted, “Brother Henry! Come quick! Brother Oliver is wearing a sweater and it is sooooo funny!” Just as I finished my sentence I rounded the corner of the couch and came face to face with Brother Henry who was sitting on a bed nearby. Without even turning his head to look at me, he said, “I fail to see what’s so funny about it…”

Brother Henry failed to see what was so funny about Brother Oliver wearing a sweater.

For a moment I was speechless. Was I really seeing this? Was Brother Henry really wearing antlers and a bowtie? When I realized that my eyes were not deceiving me the laughter came again, and it was even louder this time. I really could not help it.

There was no way I could hold the laughter in after seeing what I just saw.

I rolled around on the floor laughing for several minutes. Through the laughter I managed to say, “I do not understand why you guys are so annoyed by all this. You really look like you are full of the holiday spirit!”, and then I was taken by another fit of uncontrollable laughter. As the laughter died down, I heard Brother Oliver say, “Thomas… there’s something you should know…” I composed myself and opened my eyes to see both Brother Oliver and Brother Henry looking at me.

As I got myself under control I opened my eyes to see The Brothers staring at me.

I said, “OK, Brother Oliver, what is it that I need to know?” Brother Oliver said, “The Guardians still have a kitty-sized Santa hat that they haven’t used this year. The white fur under your chin looks a lot like a Santa beard. They are probably coming for you next…”

That was all I needed to hear. I got the heck out of there immediately and retreated to my most well-hidden safey-safe. As I departed I heard The Brothers burst out laughing. I failed to see what was so funny about the idea of me in a Santa hat.

Thomas Out

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