Disciples of Otis,
Brother Oliver here.
Sir Thomas finally lost interest in playing “Wiener Slayer”. I have no idea why. Anyway, Brother Henry and I finally worked up the courage to confront our resident knight about the bizarre collage he had created up in Kitty Valhalla. It all started out in the Outdoor Domain. I was laying on one side of Sir Thomas, and Brother Henry was sitting on the other side. Brother Henry said, “Ummmm… Thomas? We need to talk to you about something very important. We think you might be getting a little too obsessed with wiener dogs for your own good. I mean, we’re starting to worry about your mental health after…” Looking back toward the house and Kitty Valhalla, Brother Henry finished, “… after seeing what you’ve been up to in Valhalla.”
For a moment, Thomas was silent. Brother Henry and I were both looking out into the yard trying not to make eye contact with him. Then Thomas said, “Brother Henry… I am not sure what you thought you saw… but… OH MY GOSH! DID YOU HEAR THAT? I NEED TO GO CHECK THAT OUT!” He then got up and dashed into the house.
Brother Henry and I looked at one another and then quickly got up and ran into the house after Thomas. We both knew that Thomas was probably heading up to Valhalla so he could hide all evidence of what he had been up to, and then, no doubt, he would try to tell us we had imagined the whole thing. We could not let that happen! The kid had to face his fears and overcome them!
So Sayeth Oliver
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