Disciples of Otis,
Brother Oliver here.
I know Thomas is up to something, but I’m not sure what it is. Ever since our last update with the three missing cat posters, Thomas has been spending an inordinate amount of time up in Kitty Valhalla. What’s more, I’ve been hearing him talking up there. I think he might be talking to his minions again! Just this morning I thought I heard him say, “Can you not see it? It’s all right here on the wall! The increase in posters is just one more indication that I am right!” When I called up the stairs to ask Thomas what he was doing he simply said, “Uhhhh… nothing, Brother Oliver! Oh, and you definitely want to stay down there because it’s way too hot up here!” It was all very suspicious.
I’m not sure what I should do at this point. I don’t want to violate Sir Thomas’s privacy if this is just some innocent game, but… well, I’m a cat, and I know my curiosity will eventually get the best of me. One thing’s for sure though, whatever it is, it will probably involve wiener dogs. Of that, I have no doubt.
So Sayeth Brother Oliver