People and Fur People who are Disciples of The Leader Otis,
I just wanted to let you know that the medicine that the Guardians have been giving Brother Henry since his last Bad Place visit seem to have really made a difference. He no longer seems to feel pain when he eats or yawns, and he has been steadily putting on weight. Plus, he has been joining me on Super Outpost Tabby Tower to discuss matters of Cult security.
It’s great to have Brother Henry back. I mean, I definitely had things under control. I stayed vigilant the whole time and we did not have a single in-curr-sion by the mongrel horde while Brother Henry was feeling under the weather. Still, there is something I have wanted to do for the past several weeks that my security duties prevented me from doing. Now, I can finally do it.
Now, if you will excuse me, I am going to continue doing this for a long time.