Disciples of Otis,
Brother Oliver here.
Last week, Brother Henry had to take another trip to The Bad Place. He has still been experiencing many ouchy moments, even after having most of his teeth removed a few months ago. I asked Brother Henry if he was afraid to be returning to The Bad Place and he said, “Nope, not at all.” When I asked him why not he said, “Because I am taking my Sacred Cloak of Ninja Power to keep me safe while I am there.” I assumed he was talking about the awesome ninja blanket that Disciple Christine sent him a while back.
When he returned, Brother Henry told me that the good people at The Bad Place had looked in his mouth and discussed different options with The Guardians. He said he didn’t have time to tell me everything that had happened though, because he had something very important to do. When I found him 20 minutes later he was laying on the living room floor, banana-nipped out of his mind. I guess the stress of the day had really gotten to him, but after his peeling session he was certainly feeling no pain… not that I would ever condone such a thing, of course.
Fortunately, Brother Henry had recovered from his nipdulgence by the next day, and the Guardians have been giving him some kind of medication that he actually likes to eat! They just set the pill in front of him and he immediately gulps it down like it’s a treat or something. It kind of makes me want to try one, but the Guardians keep preventing me from doing so. Whatever it is, it seems to be helping. Brother Henry’s appetite has increased, and I heard the Guardians say the redness on his gums has all but disappeared!
Here’s hoping that Brother Henry is back up to his full 17-pounds of tabby fury in no time!
So Sayeth Brother Oliver