Stanley’s Nip-O-Rama Part 1- The Nip Fit

People and fur People who are Disciples of The Leader Otis,

It’s Thomas.

Yesterday I went out into our Outdoor Domain and discovered that Stanley had stopped by for a visit. He was on the other side of the grill with his back turned to me. I tried to get his attention by shouting “Hey Stan! How are you doing?”, but he didn’t reply. He seemed to be preoccupied with something on the ground.

Stanley Partaking 1

Stan had stopped by, but he seemed preoccupied with something on the ground.

I tried again, shouting, “Stanley! Great to see you man! I am so glad you are still OK, even though I see your guardians are still making you live in Limbo. Stanley? What are you doing over there?” After I finished speaking, Stanley plopped onto his side and started rubbing his cheek on the ground, but he finally acknowledged me by saying, “Can’t talk… nipping…”

Stanley Partaking 2

Stanley said he couldn’t talk because he was nipping.

That is when the smell hit me. Someone had given Stanley some very potent nip. I was starting to get a little bit nipped out just from the smell. I was about to ask Stanley if he might need to take a break because he was hitting that nip pretty hard, but I did not get the chance. All of a sudden Stanley went belly up in a full blown nip fit!

Stanley Partaking 3

Stanley went belly up in a full blown nip fit!

At that point, I decided it was time to call in reinforcements. I shouted, “Brother Henry! Brother Oliver! Get your furry butts out here! We have a nip-mergency!

Thomas Out

Tomorrow- Stanley’s Nip-O-Rama Part II- The Aftermath.

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7 responses to “Stanley’s Nip-O-Rama Part 1- The Nip Fit

  1. mistletoeandhitch

    Stanley is a handsome Tux, even if he is nipped out. You are a good friend, Sir Thomas, to keep an eye out for your inebriated furiends. We look forward to seeing what happens next, at the Cult of Otis.

  2. i like good nip now and then. mama grows it for me. fresh is the best. stan sure knows how to enjoy but i hope he knows his limits.

  3. Stanley may have a little harder time with nip. He may be more tolerant having the toughness of a limbo kitty, but he also be more supsectical to it’s affects. Oh, tough call which it will be. Can’t wait to hear how it all works out.

  4. Yow Sir Thomas yer Stanley shure lookz nipped out..way out….funny boy!
    We haz nott seen Midnite Milo in a bery long time butt we do haz a black n white boy named Poirot….also Greyboy frum last year iz comin around fer suppa alot. No matter how many we can send to Shelter dere are alwayz more Limbo kittehz…so so sad izn’t it Sir Thomas??
    Lub Nylablue ❤ n Sherriellen Mum ❤

  5. rhiannonpaine

    It must be awfully potent nip, Thomas, if you can smell it from the enclosure. Can’t wait to find out what happened after you called in reinforcements.

  6. OMC! Stanley is rockin on that nip…and his belly furs and hind toesies ade Mom swoon!

  7. Pingback: It Might Have Been Catnip | The Blog of Otis

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