People and Fur People who are Disciples of The Leader Otis,
Brothers Henry and Oliver think that the canine conspirators planning the Long-feared (Wiener) Dog Uprising may have given up on their plans, but I know better. Sure, things have been quiet. We have not heard as much barking in the neighborhood, nor have we seen as many dogs walking by in front of the house pulling people behind them lately. They are not fooling me. I know this is just the calm before the storm. I will not let down my guard and let my claws get dull. Oh no… I shall remain vigilant and keep my weapons sharp!
I will not be lulled into a false sense of security. I have seen the signs. I know that dastardly dogs are still out there, just waiting for us to lower our defenses. Brothers Henry and Oliver seem to be falling for it, but I know that if I too suddenly become complacent about our security the Mongrel Horde will immediately come rushing in. And they would be led by their most feared ground troops, the wiener dogs, or…. or maybe pugs! But no, I will not let that happen. If they decide to come for us, I will be ready. I will launch a counteroffensive that no mangy mutt will be able to withstand.
So, if you are a conspirator in the LF(W)DU, I know what you are thinking pug. You are thinking, “Does one little cat really think he can take on all of us?” Now to tell you the truth I am not sure myself in all this excitement. But being I am The First Knight of The Cult of Otis, with powerful claws that could scratch your face clean off, you gotta ask yourself a question: “Do I feel lucky?” Well, do ya, pug?