Disciples of Otis,
Brother Oliver here.
Whenever whenever you mention wiener dogs around Sir Thomas, he gets this annoyed, sneering expression on his face. Honestly, Brother Henry and I still don’t fully understand our resident knight’s obsession with wiener dogs. I mean, why are they a bigger threat to The Cult than any other dog in the Long-feared Dog Uprising? Whatever the reason, Sir Thomas has nothing but disdain for what he calls “The most feared canine ground troops”.
Just this morning, I asked Thomas if he had seen any suspicious wiener dog related activity on his dawn patrol. He didn’t answer, at least, not with words.
In honor of Thomas’s wordless answer to my question, I declare today Sneering Sunday. May all wiener dogs look upon Sir T’s sneering visage and think twice before launching a hilarious, stubby-legged assault on Cult headquarters.
So Sayeth Brother Oliver