Disciples of Otis,
Brother Oliver here.
Many months ago, when Leader Otis was still with us, He started feeling like He was being watched at night. I helped Him get to the bottom of the situation by setting up a special camera that could take pictures in the dark. When we looked at the photos, we discovered that we had a nightstalker, and his name was Thomas.
Thomas’s nocturnal adventures seemed to happen less frequently after that, perhaps because he knew he had been discovered. Even though he is no longer in The Shadows, he still likes to be as shadow when he is patrolling the house. Anyway, I became puzzled earlier this week when I woke up to discover a strange depression on the bed. It looked like someone had been laying there, but I knew it wasn’t Brother Henry or me because we had both been snuggling next to the Guardians all night. Once again I pulled out my special, night vision camera to investigate. I even rigged it so it would pan back and forth to cover the whole bed. The following photos were the result.
So it appears that the Night Stalker has returned, but he is no longer stalking so much as sleeping. Brother Henry and I are both very excited to see Sir Thomas growing braver on a daily (and nightly) basis. I know the Guardians are excited too. Who knows how much more comfortable Sir T will get… maybe he’ll even stop obsessing about wiener dogs! Nah… I doubt it.
So Sayeth Brother Oliver