Disciples of The Leader Otis,
Brother Henry here. this afternoon one of the Guardians came home and plopped something down on the bench below the front window. I was immediately intrigued and went in close to investigate. I wasn’t sure what it was at first, but I soon realized it was a comfy new bed! I plopped down to enjoy this amazing discovery.
I have to admit, I found the configuration of the bed to be strange at first, but then I realized it was probably for more than just sleeping. I found that its lopsided construction made it easier to keep from rolling over as I took a bath.
It really was good for napping too. Also, as I laid my head down I realized that the bed had pockets. They would be perfect for storing catnip, or cat treats, or maybe other cat treats!
I decided that the bed would also make a good low observation station from which to keep a lookout for any suspicious activity that might herald the start of the Long-feared Dog Uprising. Maybe some of the pockets could be used to store surveillance tools and claw sharpeners!
As I was devising other possible uses for this wonderful new bed, one of the Guardians approached and asked if he could have his laptop bag back. I looked at him closely to try to determine whether or not he had gone crazy. How would I, a mere kitty, know whether or not he could have his laptop bag back? I had no idea where it was and I didn’t even know what the darn thing looked like.
I decided it was best not to engage with the Guardian if he was crazy. I laid back down on the bed and closed my eyes. Before I drifted off, I heard the Guardian say, “I guess not then…”, as he walked away. Humans really puzzle me sometimes.
So Says Brother Henry