Disciples of Otis,
Brother Oliver here. As I was walking through the kitchen this morning, I suddenly felt as if I was being watched. I looked out the window to discover Cookie sitting on the roof next door. She was staring at me.
Feeling a little unsettled by the situation, I hurried into the living room, but when I arrived, I still felt like I was being watched. I looked out the living room window and saw Cookie staring at me again.
I approached the window and shouted, “Cookie! Why are you on the roof, and why are you staring at me!” Cookie replied, “First of all, I’m not staring at you, I’m spying on you. Second, I’m on the roof because I’m locked out of the house again and it feels safer up here. Plus, it makes it easier to see in your windows and spy on you!”
I asked Cookie why she was spying and she said, “I’m trying to figure out what you are doing to make your Guardians let you stay inside. I figure I must be doing something wrong, and that’s why my guardian keeps shutting me out.” I said, “Cookie… you’re not doing anything wrong. Your guardian is. It’s not your fault girlfriend. Now please get down before you fall and hurt yourself!”
Cookie was silent for a moment, and then she said, “Thanks Brother Oliver. It does help to know that it’s not my fault. If it’s all the same to you though, I’m going to stay up here and spy on you a little longer. It’s kind of entertaining!” Even though it was a little unsettling to think that she was going to continue to spy on me, I told Cookie it would be fine if she did so. Like all Limbo kitties she has many challenges in her life. If watching me eat a snack and take a nap was going to bring her a little joy, who was I to refuse her?
So Sayeth Brother Oliver