People and fur people who are Disciples of The Leader Otis,
It’s Thomas. Well, we all really got into the Mew Year’s spirit and danced our buns off last night, but around midnight The Brothers broke out the catnip. I didn’t have any because I was still too busy dancing at the time.
When the song finished, it was a song by Cat Stevens I think, I looked over and saw that The Brothers had overindulged. Not only was there no catnip left for me, my fellow partiers were both out like a light!
I danced for another whole hour, and then I hit the sack myself. When I woke up this morning and went into the living room, The Brothers looked like they were regretting their decisions from the night before.
When I asked Brother Oliver how he and Brother Henry were feeling, he shouted, “My head hurts! Why did I eat so much catnip!?”
After Brother Oliver shouted, Brother Henry said, “Brother Oliver… if you shout like that again I guarantee that more than just your head will hurt.”
Brother Oliver apologized to Brother Henry… in a whisper. So it looks like The Brothers’ new year is off to a bit of a rough start. Not mine though. Since the other two cats in the house were too hungover to get off the couch this morning, I had the morning food bowls all to myself! I started off the new year with a very full belly…