People and fur people who like The Leader Otis,
It’s Thomas. The Guardians were talking about some cool fish thing called the Wolf Eel that lives in the big body of water that is not far from our house. I have never seen that water, but I can smell its saltiness in the air sometimes. Anyway, when I first heard about the Wolf Eel I was scared because… well… wolf, right? King of the dogs. But Brother Oliver said, no, it’s just a long cool fish with wolf in it’s name.
So, what the Wolf Eel does is, he sits in a hidey hole with his big fangy face sticking out. He sits very still, and he waits.
The Wolf Eel waits and waits, and eventually some prey wanders in close. I think the Wolf Eel still waits at this point, but he also might reposition just a little bit so he can get a better look at that prey.
So then, the prey gets closer… and closer… and… THE WOLF EEL ATTACKS WITH HIS PAW!
And then… what? What’s that Brother Oliver? The Wolf Eel has no paws? Oh… well, does he attack with his fins then? No? His what? Oh. OK.
And then, after the successful attack, the Wolf Eel is very pleased. So he just stretches out his paws, smiles, and gives Kitty Kissy Eyes to all of the other underwater creatures.
So it must be pretty awesome to be a Wolf Eel. Huh? What’s that Brother Oliver? Wolf Eels have no paws, can’t smile, and can’t give Kitty Kissy Eyes because they are fish and thus have no eyelids? Oh. OK. It’s weird though, because for a minute there I really felt like I was channeling the spirit of the Wolf Eel. Maybe it was just a catfish.