People and fur people who like The Leader Otis,
It’s Thomas. Oh my gosh! There she is, just ten feet away! All this time I have been in the presence of royalty and I was not even aware!
It all makes sense now. Leader Otis must have known that Mama Cat was The Queen. The Cult of Otis needed a knight, not only to lead the crusade to keep cats happy, healthy, and safely confined, but also to protect Her Majesty! This is a knight’s greatest honor! I am so happy right now!
What was that? I heard something! Oh my gosh! Does the LF(W)DU know that The Queen is here? Are they, at this very moment, secretly training a bunch of regicidal Rottweilers?
Well, they shall not succeed! Not so long as this knight draws breath! To The Mongrel Horde I say, “Do your worst!” All who threaten Her Majesty shall be slain by my mighty blades!
Oh, my heart swells with pride at this great honor. I must bow before Her Majesty and pledge my allegiance to her! Your Majesty! I am at your service! Your will, my paw!
Wait… Your Majesty… why are you growling?