I’ve tried a lot of different pillows in My lifetime, but there is one that is by far the best pillow ever. It is the pillow by which all other pillows are judged, and I don’t know what I would do without it.
There are two features of this pillow that really stand out. First, it conforms perfectly to the shape of My body. This allows Me to not only rest My head on it, but to also rest My extremities in cozy comfort.
The second feature that helps make this My go-to pillow is that it is self heating. I can’t tell you how wonderful it is to drape Myself over this pillow on cold, fall and winter days. What’s even more amazing is that the temperature level of the pillow is pretty much exactly cat body temperature! It’s like it was made for Me!
If I had to choose one thing I don’t like about the pillow, I guess it would be that sometimes it complains too much. I mean, none of My other pillows say things like, “Leader Otis? I’m getting too warm. Could you move over a little?” But really, the complaints are a small price to pay for a pillow of this quality.
So yeah, all-in-all this is one amazing pillow. I might be imagining it, but I think the pillow has even become a little bit bigger and softer in recent years. What’s that? Oh. The pillow just said that it doesn’t agree. See what I mean about those complaints?
So Sayeth Otis