I… ooooh, wait… here comes the Guardian with My brush!
Well hello, brush. I haven’t seen you in awhile. And by “awhile” I mean about an hour or so…
Ohhhhh brush… let’s never be apart again. I… wait… what’s this? I don’t have orange hair. Brush! Whose hair is this!?
No! No! Get away from Me, brush! I can’t even look at you! How could you do this!? HOW COULD YOU!?
I said NO! You have betrayed Me for the last time, brush! It’s over! OVER!
No! No! I won’t let you. Stop it! Mmmmph… grrrrrrr….
Oh, who am I kidding? Come here, brush. Yes. Come here.
I know it wasn’t your fault, brush. I forgive you. There, there. Let’s just leave it all in the past.
Oh brush! I wish I knew how to quit you!
Ummmm… Disciples of Otis… Brother Oliver here… Sorry you had to see that. I guess I should just wrap this up by saying, on behalf of The Leader…
So Sayeth Otis
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