Sir Thomas told Me that he wanted to do something nice for everyone that is working hard to make the world a better, safer place for kitties. I told him that there is nothing more rewarding to someone who truly understands cats than receiving a cat’s approval, and the best way we cats have to show our approval is by giving Kitty Kissy Eyes. Thomas got all excited, but then he said, “Wait… how can I give Kitty Kissy Eyes to people through the computer?” I have to admit, I was a little stumped, but I told him to go talk with Brother Oliver, The Brains of The Cult of Otis. I thought maybe he would have an idea. As it turns out, he did. Here’s what Brother O came up with:
So, My Disciples, please accept this token of Thomas’s appreciation. I hope that you will continue to do all that you can to spread The Good Word about keeping cats happy, healthy and safely confined.
So Sayeth Otis