Those of you who have been with Me from The Cult’s early days will recall that I performed three miracles before becoming The Leader. They were The Miracle of the Leg, The Miracle of the Toys, and The Miracle of the Clicker. Well, imagine My surprise when I entered the living room yesterday to discover Mama Cat was reenacting My second miracle!
Her reenactment was very accurate. She did her best to play with every toy in the house all at the same time. She really worked herself up into an excited frenzy, just like I did when I first discovered the toy stash in The Promised Land. The main difference though was that Mama Cat is over 14 years old, whereas I was just one when I performed My miracle. So Mama’s miracle reenactment only lasted a couple minutes, and then it was time to perform a slightly less miraculous act for a cat… it was time to nap.
Despite the brevity of the reenactment, I was still touched and honored that Mama Cat would do such a thing. Now if she would only make peace with Brother Henry. That would be the biggest miracle of all.
So Sayeth Otis