People and fur people who like The Leader Otis,
It’s Thomas. Ummmm… Brother Oliver has put me in time out because he thought I was very rude to him earlier. I couldn’t help it though! My hisser got stuck! I tried to explain this to him, but he wasn’t having any of it.
See, what happened was, Leader Otis and I were out in his Outdoor Domain and that crazy Raccoon came walking by again. Leader Otis started churring at her, probably because He wanted to nuzzle her fluffy tail, but she scares the kitty crap out of me so I let out a loud hiss. The hiss startled the Raccoon, and she ran off behind the fence next door. Just as she disappeared, Brother Oliver came walking up behind me and sniffed my back. It startled me, and I reflexively hissed at him. Then, my hisser must have gotten stuck in the on position because I hissed at him three more times right in a row! I didn’t mean to! It just happened! After that, he put me in time out.
So here I sit in time out for something that wasn’t even my fault. To tell you the truth, it makes me kind of mad. So mad, in fact, that I could just hiss at Brother Oliver! Oh, I guess that probably wouldn’t be a good idea though considering how I ended up here in the first place…