Brother Henry Is Back On The Job

People and fur people who like The Leader Otis,

It’s Thomas. You may remember that I filled in on security duty a couple days ago so Brother Henry could have a day off. I am happy to report that the day off was just what he needed to recharge his cat batteries (catteries?) so he could return to work refreshed and ready to go. Today, he is back on the job, sitting sentinel duty in the front window and keeping a sharp eye out for any suspicious canine activity.

Sentinel Henry 1

Brother Henry is back on the job!

Not only is he keeping his eyes peeled, he is also listening. Every once in a while he will turn one ear or the other toward the window to better hear any barks, whines, yips or yelps that might indicate that The Long-feared Dog Uprising has commenced.

Sentinel Henry 2

Brother Henry is also listening for any indication that we are about to be attacked by the mongrel horde.

As if all of this vigilance is not enough, Brother Henry is also putting all would-be canine conspirators on notice. Whenever he sees a dog go past on the sidewalk outside, he yells, “DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT DOG! YOU WILL NOT GET PAST THIS 17-POUNDS OF TABBY FURY!”

Sentinel Henry 3

Brother Henry frequently yells at any dogs within earshot so they know not to try anything.

Now, all of this is classic Brother Henry security tactics, but I noticed he added something else into the mix. It kind of makes me feel good because it makes me believe that he might be starting to take me even more seriously as a security agent. You see, after Brother Henry shouts his “DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT DOGS…” message, I have heard him add, “…especially you, wiener dogs…” under his breath.

Sentinel Henry 4

Brother Henry has started adding the words, “…especially you, wiener dogs…” to his shouted dog commands. It makes me feel like he is taking me seriously!

I’m looking even more forward than before to continuing the help Brother Henry secure The Leader’s Domain. If he really is starting to understand the threat posed by the dastardly wieners, then we shall be even more prepared in the event that the LF(W)DU comes to pass.

Thomas Out

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19 responses to “Brother Henry Is Back On The Job

  1. Brother Henry sure looks scary!
    I don’t think anyone would want to mess with him!

  2. Sukanya Ramanujan

    Brother Henry looks so awesome!

  3. 2 cats

    Those sausage dogs better watch out now that brother Henry is onto them too!

  4. Watch out sausage dogs…those teefs and stare bode not well for the canine invasion! 🙂

  5. Thomas, I think we all look at Wiener Dogs differently, since we’ve met you.
    Purrs,
    Mistletoe & Hitch
    rwb

  6. We’re sure glad we’re not wiener dogs.

  7. BOL it does make me chuckle!!

  8. RRAAWWWRRRR you iz pawsum Brother Henry…you iz furroshus!!!! Lub Nylablue n Mum xo

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