People and fur people who like The Leader Otis,
It’s Thomas. You may remember that I filled in on security duty a couple days ago so Brother Henry could have a day off. I am happy to report that the day off was just what he needed to recharge his cat batteries (catteries?) so he could return to work refreshed and ready to go. Today, he is back on the job, sitting sentinel duty in the front window and keeping a sharp eye out for any suspicious canine activity.
Not only is he keeping his eyes peeled, he is also listening. Every once in a while he will turn one ear or the other toward the window to better hear any barks, whines, yips or yelps that might indicate that The Long-feared Dog Uprising has commenced.
As if all of this vigilance is not enough, Brother Henry is also putting all would-be canine conspirators on notice. Whenever he sees a dog go past on the sidewalk outside, he yells, “DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT DOG! YOU WILL NOT GET PAST THIS 17-POUNDS OF TABBY FURY!”
Now, all of this is classic Brother Henry security tactics, but I noticed he added something else into the mix. It kind of makes me feel good because it makes me believe that he might be starting to take me even more seriously as a security agent. You see, after Brother Henry shouts his “DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT DOGS…” message, I have heard him add, “…especially you, wiener dogs…” under his breath.
I’m looking even more forward than before to continuing the help Brother Henry secure The Leader’s Domain. If he really is starting to understand the threat posed by the dastardly wieners, then we shall be even more prepared in the event that the LF(W)DU comes to pass.