My Disciples,
This morning, I was napping on the living room floor when I was awoken by a sound. I didn’t hear it very clearly. It was almost more of a feeling than an actual sound. I thought that I must have dreamt it.

I was awoken by a sound. I barely sensed it, really, but I got the feeling that something was close by. I thought maybe I was dreaming.
Just as I was drifting back off to sleep, I heard it again. It was louder this time and it caused me to jerk awake and quickly sit up. It sounded like a voice! I couldn’t quite make it out though, because it had this airy, whispery quality that made it both difficult to locate and hard to decipher. I was beginning to feel somewhat unnerved.
I listened for two full minutes, but I didn’t hear it again. I started to relax and I laid back down to continue My nap. It was hard to go back to sleep because I was still a little bit on edge.
Slowly but surely, sleep began to take Me. As I drifted into unconsciousness, I thought I heard the sound again. This time it was clear that it was a whispering voice, and I could just barely make out the words. The voice said, “Beware wiener dogs, for I am as shadow… you will not touch The Leader while I draw breath…”
When I awoke several hours later, it occurred to Me that I had probably really been asleep the whole time. Waking up, hearing the voice, going back to sleep… all of it was really just a strange dream. Still… it seemed so real! Our subconscious minds are so strange sometimes.
So Sayeth Otis
Subconscious minds can be strange, yes, but occasionally so are wiener dog fearing shadow cats.. I think you might have one of those in your house. Maybe. π
Oh my, I hate those kind of dreams!
Was Thomas around? i’d ask him if he heard anything.
I looked for him, but I couldn’t seem to find him, Katnip Lounge.
Maybe Thomas was on patrol.
Teddy
During the day? I don’t know, Teddy…
Secret Junior Agent Thomas I s protecting you Leader O
Huh? Do you think so, Savannah?
Oh dear…weiner dogs…what next my friend what next! π
You never know, Fozziemum. π
π no you don’t π
You wouldn’t happen to know anyone with a wiener dog obsession?
Hmmmm… maybe… π