Disciples of Otis,
Brother Oliver here. Yesterday, Leader Otis said that He thinks I have been letting myself go lately. That could not be farther from the truth! Unbeknownst to Him, I have been participating in daily training sessions with the Guardians up in kitty Valhalla. I take my fitness very seriously! But I don’t want you to just take my word for it. Why don’t you join me for today’s training session so I can prove it to you! Here we go.
I have assumed my ready stance. I will now wait for the Guardian to lead me in my training.
Excellent. It looks like I am to train with the fancy artificial bird today. Only someone with advanced physical skills such as myself could handle this type of training tool. Say… this smells pretty good.
I think I’ll just give this a little nibble and… woah! It tastes pretty darn good too…
Wow! This thing is just delightful! Maybe I’ll just have a little nibble here… and here… and here…
Oh my gosh! I… mmmm…. <chew, chew, chew> <GULP!>
Whew! Oh man. What a workout! I’m so worn out! That was crazy!
Whew! Alright folks, it’s time for me to hit the showers! Well, I mean, take a bath at least. Woah! My paws are sweaty after that intense workout!
So as you can see, Leader Otis is completely wrong. I am the picture of health and fitness. Ooooof! Time for a nap.
So Sayeth Brother Oliver
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