Ummmm…. well…. there’s really no polite way to say this. I think Brother Oliver has been letting himself go in recent weeks. I could reference his frequent trips to the snack bowl and his lack of exercise as evidence. I could talk about how he has been sleeping 21 hours a day instead of the usual 20.5 that the rest of us sleep. But in all honesty, I think it will be easier to let a picture do the talking. Take a look and see for yourself.
They say a picture is worth a thousand words. In Brother Oliver’s case, I think the picture is capturing about 1,000 pounds. I’m seriously considering re-christening Brother Oliver as The Bulk of The Cult of Otis instead of The Brains. At this point he may have even surpassed Brother Henry’s 17 pounds of Tabby Fury. Of course, Brother Oliver is more like 17 or 18 pounds of Tabby Jello. The only thing furious about his bulk is the way it jiggles!
So Sayeth Otis