As you know, Mama Cat crunched a bird the other day. The Guardians were sad, but they found a way to recycle the birdie by putting him where the Raccoons would find and eat him. Yesterday, when I was in My Outdoor Domain, Mama came strolling up and asked Me if I had seen her bird. She said she wanted to bat it around some more. When I told her that the Guardians had recycled it, she seemed a little miffed. She ran off and disappeared into the alley. An hour later, one of the Guardians went to take the trash out and discovered where she had gone.
I guess Mama wanted to make sure that the recycling truck didn’t come along and take her bird away. After the sun went down, she got tired of sitting on the bin and climbed back under the Toastinator in the Mama Snuggle Shack 3000. At that point I was able to tell her the rest of the story about how Raccoons had actually eaten the bird. Upon hearing that, Mama said, “Yuck! Why would you eat a bird when there’s cat food?” She then rolled over and fell into a deep sleep. I was left alone to ponder her question.
So Sayeth Otis