This is a little bit embarrassing. It all started yesterday when I was napping under the couch.
It all started when I was napping under the couch.
I woke up and noticed that there was a nice ray of sunshine coming in through the window. It was hitting the floor about ten feet away.
I decided I wanted to lay in that sunshine, so I began to crawl out from under the couch to head on over there.
Suddenly, I found My forward progress had stopped. My booty was stuck under the edge of the couch!
I rolled on My side, and tried to wriggle My booty free. It was wedged under there pretty well though.
I rolled back onto My stomach and pulled with all My might. It was Me versus My booty, and I planned to win!
Just as I began to lose strength, I felt some movement. My booty popped free of the couch and I collapsed onto the brown blanket in front of Me.
During My struggle with My booty, the sun had shifted just enough that one ray was now striking My ear as I lay on the blanket. I decided that I had gone far enough. I also decided that I might need to lay off the snacks a little bit.
So Sayeth Otis
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