I swear I just heard a camera shutter. I was here on the couch, doing absolutely nothing embarrassing or out of the ordinary, and I thought I heard it. And you know what? I almost think I heard kitty laughter right after I heard the camera noise. Did I imagine it? Am I going crazy?
Yeah, it must have just been My imagination. I’m sure I didn’t really hear it. Not that I’m worried. As I said, I wasn’t doing anything weird or embarrassing, so even if someone did take a picture I have absolutely nothing to be concerned about. Nope. Nothing at all.
So Sayeth Otis