The other day I was… wait… oh! It’s brushing time, Guardian? OK.
Awwww yeah. That’s right. Brush that cheek!
Nice! Keep brushing… no… wait.. what are you doing? You’re doing it wrong. YOU’RE DOING IT WRONG!
Give me that thing! Here, after you brush one cheek you have to brush the other. Let me… just… get this… under my head.
There. See! Now I’m brushing this cheek so everything is evened out. Only after brushing both cheeks can you proceed to brush other areas of the body. I would think you would know this by now!
OK. I’ll finish up here. You go get Me a snack. Or do I have to do that for Myself too?
Oh! Disciples! You’re still here!? Sorry you had to see that. I, uh. Well, sometimes, when you want something done right you just have to do it yourself. Ummmm… OK… don’t tell the Guardians, but they were really brushing Me just fine. The only reason I took the brush away was because I wanted to free them up to go get My snacks. See, sometimes when you want something done right, you have to get someone else to do it… especially if you don’t have thumbs.
So Sayeth Otis
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