Thomas Is A Wiener Cat!

My Disciples,

Oh My gosh! We have made a shocking discovery! Thomas has been working for the wiener dogs all along. He was planted in The Cult of Otis by the wiener dogs to see if our security forces were capable of countering a full on wiener assault. That is why he has been obsessing about wiener dogs so much! Brother Oliver discovered all of this when he went up to Kitty Valhalla yesterday. Thomas didn’t know he was coming and he had reverted to his true, wiener cat form! Brother Oliver snapped this photo of him!

Thomas wiener cat

Here is the proof! Thomas is a wiener cat!

As you know, photos don’t lie. Thomas tried to make some excuse about how he was just trying to wienerize himself to act as our last, best defense against the wiener dogs, but under intense questioning from Brother Henry he cracked and told us the wieners’ entire, devious plan. We’re not sure what we should do now, so we’re going to nap on it. Perhaps everything will be clearer tomorrow, on April 2nd…

So Sayeth Otis

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33 responses to “Thomas Is A Wiener Cat!

  1. AIIIEEEE!! Scary!” Thomas always looks so innocent…keep Leader O safe until you know for sure about SAT

  2. Oops…sorry, forgot, if the Leader is up to it, could you help him over to my First Blogiversary Pawty today! I would luvluvluv to have his pawtograph in my comments….presumptuous of me I know, but I just had to ask…paw pats, Savannah

  3. Poor Thomas, I think he is very afraid of those weiner dogs! Are you sure he didn’t just crack under pressure and tell Henry what he seemed to want to hear?

  4. It takes one to fear one!

  5. Our wiener dog says if you play with them most wiener dogs will become friends of kitties!

  6. He’s in disguise! πŸ˜‰

  7. Susan

    April fools

  8. Yes, it must be a purposeful disguise – planned as part of the defense!

  9. Joy

    How could he! Wasn’t he rescued? Betrayal!

  10. Batya Harlow

    Hoping this news has something to do with the date.

  11. spittythekitty

    I gots a coupla foot-long buns and some Grey Poupon here if you need ’em.

  12. MOL! Good one! (That picture is exactly how I see Leo, with about six extra vertebrae! And about six extra bones in his long tail too!) I certainly don’t see any evidence of photoshopping… No none! O:)

  13. That is really well done. I imagine Thomas as a sort of accordion cat who can expand or contract at will.

  14. Haha. I think Thomas and Oliver are playing a little April Fool’s joke, perhaps with the help of a program called Photoshop?

  15. hehehehe… poor Thomas

  16. Well, that explains a lot of things….

  17. Fran Scoville

    Is this an April Fool’s joke? Thomas is part weiner dog? It can’t be true!

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