Oh My gosh! We have made a shocking discovery! Thomas has been working for the wiener dogs all along. He was planted in The Cult of Otis by the wiener dogs to see if our security forces were capable of countering a full on wiener assault. That is why he has been obsessing about wiener dogs so much! Brother Oliver discovered all of this when he went up to Kitty Valhalla yesterday. Thomas didn’t know he was coming and he had reverted to his true, wiener cat form! Brother Oliver snapped this photo of him!
As you know, photos don’t lie. Thomas tried to make some excuse about how he was just trying to wienerize himself to act as our last, best defense against the wiener dogs, but under intense questioning from Brother Henry he cracked and told us the wieners’ entire, devious plan. We’re not sure what we should do now, so we’re going to nap on it. Perhaps everything will be clearer tomorrow, on April 2nd…
So Sayeth Otis