People and furry people who like The Leader Otis,
It’s Thomas… errr…. I mean, Secret Agent T! While The Leader and The Brothers were busy watching crunchy birds out the window this morning, I took the opportunity to hone some of my covert ops skills. I think one of the Guardians might be starting to get some sort of inkling of the importance of my super secret missions, because he helped me train by giving me a target to attack. I fear I might have shocked him though with my ability to perform lightning fast strikes, seemingly from out of nowhere.
I understand why it might have been a frightening experience for the Guardian. I mean, there was no way for him to know where I was hiding or when I would strike. I was as shadow.
By the end of the practice session, I had honed my skills to such a level that I even scared myself a little. Hopefully I will never have to put these skills to the test in a real world emergency, but it’s nice to know I am ready if the need arises. Yes, I am ready… for anything. Hmmmm…. anything, that is, except… <gulp>… wiener dogs.