There has been increasing chatter recently about the possibility that agents of the Long-feared Dog Uprising are about to make a move. To show that we are ready to counter any planned move, I have ordered Brothers Henry and Oliver to make a show of force in the front window. Their show of force consists of sitting on top of the cat tree and showing off their combined 33.5 pounds of tabby fury.
OK. I have to be honest. It’s not entirely accurate to say that there has been increasing chatter about the Long-feared Dog Uprising. The chatter has been about dogs though. More specifically… wiener dogs. Ummmm… yes… the chatter has been coming from Thomas. The little guy has gotten himself all worked up about wiener dogs again, and he’s walking around the house thinking he sees wieners at every turn.
So really, this whole show of force is to try to calm Thomas’s rattled nerves. So far, it seems to be working. I seriously have no idea what this cat’s wiener dog phobia is all about. Frankly, I’m beginning to think he might be a little bit weird.
So Sayeth Otis