I saw it all from the window. It was crazy! The Guardians had taken a big ‘0l bag of catnip outside to share it with the Limbo kitties. After sprinkling little bits of it around on the sidewalk, they left the bag on the porch and started working in the garden. Little did they know, The Mighty Stanley had snuck up on the porch to help himself to the bag of nip. When I first spotted him, he had already torn a hole in the bag. He looked nervously to his right.
He then ate a little more nip and looked nervously to his left. It seemed like he knew he wasn’t supposed to be helping himself to the whole bag.
I think the large amount of nip he had eaten began to take effect. He started rolling around on the porch like a crazy cat! It looked like fun.
Suddenly, the Guardians turned and saw what was happening. As they walked over toward Stanley, he sat up and tried to play it cool. He quickly licked all of the evidence off of his face, but he didn’t realize his whole body was covered with the nip.
I could tell Stanley was nervous about what the Guardians were going to do once they got to him. I mean, he had broken into the nip bag without their permission. He probably thought he was about to be punished! I knew exactly what the Guardians were about to do to him.
As I knew they would, the Guardians simply laughed and gave Stanley some pets and scratches. They did remove the nip bag though, but only after giving Stanley another generous portion. He seemed a little confused by this “punishment”, but I could tell he really liked the Guardians’ idea of justice.
So Sayeth otis