Guardian of Otis,
Look, I get it, you’re uncomfortable. But you know what? If you wanted to put your leg down you should have moved faster. When you let it linger for a second up there on the arm of the couch, how was I to know you wanted to put it down? I just assumed you were going to keep it there and I moved in to rest My tired head on what I thought would be the perfect pillow. And it just so happens that it is the perfect pillow, so you’re just gonna have to keep that other leg right where it is.
Don’t worry though. I won’t stay here forever. I’m just planning to nap for about 6 – 8 hours and then I will probably need a snack or a litter box break or something. Until then, please don’t move… unless it is to pet me… that would be acceptable. Goodnight… errr… day… whatever…. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…
So Sayeth Otis