Not What Brother Oliver Expected

My Disciples,

Yesterday Brothers Henry and Oliver were snuggling together on the couch. Brother Henry seemed to be restless, and Brother Oliver asked him if everything was OK. Brother Henry said, “Brother Oliver, can I chew your ear for a while?”

Henry and Oliver on couch

Brother Henry asked Brother Oliver if he could chew his ear for a while.

Thinking Brother Henry was using a figure of speech meaning, “Can we talk?”, Brother Oliver said, “Of course Brother Henry!” That was a big mistake.

Henry Chews Oliver's Ear

Brother Oliver said that Brother Henry could chew his ear. He didn’t know he was being literal.

Perhaps Brother Oliver will ask for a little clarification next time before he agrees to a request from Brother Henry.

So Sayeth Otis

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17 responses to “Not What Brother Oliver Expected

  1. At least he didn’t discuss piercing.

  2. Uh oh! This is how cat wars begin.

  3. Be clearer or you may end up in a tumble.

  4. Brother Oliver is still smiling, so Brother Henry must not be biting that hard. It’s just a kitty tooth massage.

  5. theislandcats

    Brother Henry better watch out…Brother Oliver may want to reciprocate one day. 🙂

  6. RC Cat: “Apawling! Sadly even We were fooled by a companion, the mauler Molly, and suffered damp fur from what was said to be canine affection. Clarify, clarify and clarify!”

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