My Feline Disciples,
You may have noticed that in the past, both Me and Brother Oliver have reminded My human Disciples that kitties sometimes need hugs. Well, today, Brother Oliver and I would like to remind all of you kitties that your Guardians sometimes need hugs. They really do!
Yes, we know that not all kitties are huggers. Thomas, for instance, would completely lose his stuff if someone tried to hug him. But for those kitties who are amenable to being gently squozen, please give your Guardian a good, long squeeze today. Put your whole body into it and let them know you mean it.
Trust us, this will make both you and your Guardian feel much better. And for those kitties who don’t like to hug? Well, next time you cough up a hairball, aim for a hard surface like linoleum, tile or wood. Don’t barf on the bedspread, carpet or on any other absorbent surface that your Guardian values. That will be the next best thing to giving them a hug.
So Sayeth Otis