People and furry people who like The Leader Otis,
It’s Thomas. So, as you are aware, I find the cats with whom I live to be a little weird. But I like them. Lately, Leader Otis has been coming upstairs to visit me in my den (which everyone else refers to as Kitty Valhalla, by the way). I think Leader Otis has been coming upstairs more because his surgerized leg is getting stronger. Everyone, including me, is very happy about that.
Anyway, there is a big puffy bed in my den that everyone else calls The Sacred White Cloud of Eternal Comfiness. I like to sleep on it during the day, but when Leader Otis comes up, he wants to sleep on it. I am really not completely comfortable snuggling with anyone other than Brother Henry right now, so I just let The Leader have the cloud and I retreat to my cubby hole. He has always been kind to me. I figure I can return the favor.
Well, this morning, when I returned to my den after attending to top secret duties all night in the house below, I discovered that the Sacred White Cloud had grown larger! Leader Otis was already napping on it, but there was enough room left over that I could sleep on there as well! I just climbed right on!
I mean, yeah, I still think these cats are weird. So, you know, I kind of just humor them and try to fit in as best I can. I am still not entirely clear on what this whole cult thing is about, but I just play it cool and… ummmmm… I AM SO FREAKING HAPPY AND I CANNOT BELIEVE I AM SHARING THE SACRED WHITE CLOUD OF ETERNAL COMFINESS WITH THE LEADER RIGHT NOW!!!!!
Whew! Sorry about that. I have no idea what came over me. So, as I was saying… I guess I kind of like it here… yeah… it will do.