Oh my gosh. last night, the Guardians did it. They turned on the best thing in the history of everything ever. I call it the Tower of Toastiness. We haven’t really seen it much since we moved into our current house. It tends to stay warmer here than at our last place, so I guess there’s not as much need for the TOT. But last night they pulled it out. Apparently, they did it just for us kitties too, because they put a nice comfy blanket right next to it! Brother Oliver and I climbed onto the blanket and waited for the warmth. I put My backside toward it since My fur is still kind of short from when I was surgerized.
As the TOT heated up, I felt the rays of heat penetrating My body. A great happiness welled up inside Me. Before I even knew what I was doing, I was overcome with emotion. I turned and yelled at the Tower of Toastiness. I said, “I LOVE YOU TOWER OF TOASTINESS!”
One of the Guardians walked into the room and looked at Brother Oliver and Me. We just stared back at him until, with a puzzled look on his face, he left the room. I then plopped down to fully embrace the booty toasting I was receiving.
I’m not sure why the Guardians decided to pull the Tower of Toastiness out again, but I’m not going to question their decision. After all, the Guardians work in mysterious ways, and sometimes those ways are pretty awesome.